Out of nowhere, L. with a pensive look on his face:
L: I have a suspicion. It’s about Santa. He might be made up.
D: what???! Oh, no!! What makes you say that?
L: No one actually saw him. I am not sure he is real.
D: Oh, ok, I understand. So we won’t be getting presents at Christmas this year then?
L: Oh, actually, yes, yes, he exists because he’ll bring presents like he did last year.
D: So what about Jesus, does he exist? No one I know has seen him.
L: oh, yes, he does exist. You can’t see him ’cause he is dead. He died. Twice.
L now:I think Christianity is a joke
You know it aaall! 